“At the second place I tried, I assured them that I knew they only offered ‘special massage’ and asked, ‘Women dai mai ka? (Do you service women?)”

Can I get one?’ They looked dumbfounded, like ‘Huh?’ and said, ‘Oh no, woman cannot,’ in this judgemental tone, like a slap in the face.” “I went to the first place and they were like, ‘Oh sorry, madam this is special massage,’ and I said, ‘Chai. If I had expected anything, it was a massage first and foremost and secondary was this…additional bonus,” she said. “I imagined the massage, some fondling, some bum stroking and she’d get me off. That’s what I was after: a proper oil massage, get the knots out of my back, make it sexy and please me at the end.” “I was really horny but I was in the mood for what I thought this was going to be. I hadn’t picked which massage place I wanted to try yet but I knew I was going that night, that’s why we were on that street.” It’s everywhere and it’s so accessible to blokes, it didn’t really occur to me that it would be hard to get for women,” she said. “I’d never heard of other women doing it but I had a lot of male friends who went. However, recently she went back to Bangkok – single and ready! So you know what’s up lah.īut wait, there’s a slight hiccup! While us dudes are presented with a literal buffet of choices in any red light district, it’s a little bit more tricky for the womenfolk! At the time she had a live-in boyfriend so she never really got a chance to explore on this curiosity. London local Jaine Thompson (not her real name) had been rather curious about the infamous ‘Happy Ending’ massage in Bangkok which she heard about during her 3 year stay there from her guy friends. We’ve all heard about men going for a ‘happy ending’ massage, but possibly never for a lady! Until now that is.

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